Baby let your hair grow longIt's always good to know that our elected representatives are concentrating on what really matters. Earlier today, Anthony Steen MP stood up in the House Of Commons to complain that insufficient combs were provided in the cloakroom.
The Speaker intervened to suggest that Members could bring in their own combs, but we all know the real answer to the problem. All human MPs should be replaced by pottos, who already have their own grooming claw and need not bring in any extra equipment. You know it makes sense!